Improve your Milage by 50%

[Paul Duffin]

It is possible to improve your milage by 50%

Yes! Simply restrict your driving to the uphill sections of your journey and
roll your car along the
downhill sections!

Guaranteed to save 50%!

(provided you start and end your journey at the same altitude... ...and
ignoring friction... ..and the prevailing winds. ...But apart from that,
GURANTEED!)


-Paul
Boody hell, it's quiet in here lately. You can't blame me, I was in Mumbai.

[Bert Kanters]

Post by Paul Duffin

It is possible to improve your milage by 50%

First improve your spelling by 50% ("milage")

Post by Paul Duffin
Yes! Simply restrict your driving to the uphill sections of your journey
and roll your car along the
downhill sections!
Guaranteed to save 50%!

Most modern cars shut off the fuel anyway going downhill and you use extra
going uphill so not really true. But, my Ferrari is non operating 50% off
the time, that saves fuel though.

[Paul Duffin]

my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.

Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
efficient...

(tee-hee!)

-MCPD

[Tom Wright]

Post by Paul Duffin

my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.

Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
efficient...
(tee-hee!)
-MCPD

But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)

[Paul Duffin]

Post by Tom Wright
But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)

Ah, but you see; 'milage' refers to the property of a grain that renders it
suitable for milling - for example, bread only exists because some grains,
such as corn or wheat, can be 'milled' into flour. What this chap is clearly
referring to is the use of corn-based bio-fuels and hence, the 'milage' he
cites is directly related to the...

...is anyone still reading this?

No?

Ok, I'll quit.



-Paul

P.S. Hello?



P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....

[Thomas Andersson]

Post by Paul Duffin
P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....

T -11 and counting!

[Tifosi 308]

Post by Paul Duffin

Post by Tom Wright
But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)

Ah, but you see; 'milage' refers to the property of a grain that renders it
suitable for milling - for example, bread only exists because some grains,
such as corn or wheat, can be 'milled' into flour. What this chap is clearly
referring to is the use of corn-based bio-fuels and hence, the 'milage' he
cites is directly related to the...
...is anyone still reading this?
No?
Ok, I'll quit.
-Paul
P.S. Hello?
P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....

Please try and stay on topic. You may wish to post to alt.bakery.chat

T308

[Iain Miller]

Post by Tifosi 308

Post by Paul Duffin
-Paul
P.S. Hello?
P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....

Please try and stay on topic. You may wish to post to alt.bakery.chat

...copied to alt.tart.chat ;-)

[Iain Miller]

Post by Paul Duffin

my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.

Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
efficient...
(tee-hee!)
-MCPD

.......and you thought I hadn't seen this Mr smarty-pants!?!?!?

Enough being nice already; normal service will now be resumed & back to
discussions about shades of red, overly shiny tyres and pink capri pants we
go!!

I

(One bottle down but seven more in the cupboard - well, nine if you count
the two bottles of the '85 :P)